A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.
John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"
by Dbop619 April 12, 2017
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Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?
by ** The Truth ** January 13, 2016
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