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waffle tee 

Waffle tee is the new name for the top half of long underwear (thermals). It's called waffle because the pattern looks like hundreds of delicious little waffles.

You can wear waffle tees huge like a tall tee or tight like a tight tee. Both girls and boys can wear waffle tees. Some people wear a t-shirt over their waffle tee like it's ok, but it's not 1998 anymore.
Ayo, I got this new waffle tee from Big 5, but I got the women's version because I like the color. Good thing I bought it XXL.
waffle tee by intellektualspew June 17, 2010
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The result of making an omelette in a waffle maker. The omelette then resembles the shape of a waffle.
Janet: hey you want a wafflette?

Karen: umm yes of course

Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)

4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle

Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted

Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)
Wafflette by Ohfuckthat11 January 23, 2018

Waffletweeting

The act of taking what someone says on Twitter (also known as "X", so called) and taking it out of context as if they said an entirely different sentence.
Person 1: Man, I love waffles.
Person 2: So you hate pancakes?
Person 3: That is not what he said, stop waffletweeting.
Waffletweeting by FrenzyFrenEXE June 26, 2026

Autisary Wafflete 

Autisary Wafflete - The defined word is when someone is chatting shit and being a neek
“Cherif hamana is a Autisary Wafflete”
Autisary Wafflete by OlaTheWafflite October 25, 2020

autisary wafflete 

It is when someone is being an idiot and talking upright rubbish
Swayy Champ Is An Autisary Wafflete
autisary wafflete by OlaTheWafflite October 26, 2020
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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