w00k 

A very dirty hippie often smelling of patchouli and body odor. Wooks will almost always have natty dreadlocks and a full beard. They usually wear Mexican Ponchos or all natural hemp clothing with patchwork corduroy pants. Usually a good source for dank nuggets.

"I don't want that w00k in my car. It'll smell like a day old Phish show in here."

w00k by Chandler W December 6, 2006

W00kery

A-Dub.

dude, look at that guy over there with a gram of K. He's trying to be all A-dub with his w00kery, but hes a phony.

:A-Dub rolls in:

Look at the A-Dub over there with the trashbag. K'n everyone in the face, especially the asians. Dude lives and breathes w00kery, even as he pops bottles with top models.

W00kery by deadbeat w00k #235 December 9, 2010