I know if you're asking one person to marry you, tradition says to get down on one knee. So since I'm asking both of them, should I get down on both knees, or maybe vrawl around after them?

Examples of vrawling can be seen in several Davie Bowie music videos

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz