volite 

n. An idiot who does not know how to spell, especially the one who spells "violent" as "volite."

What a volite! He can't spell any three-letter word.

volite by Kev-man March 31, 2008

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volitics 

Politics related to a volunteer organization, often a volunteer fire department or ambulance service.

At the last department meeting, we discussed changing the color of the garage doors for an hour. I'm fed up with the volitics.

volitics by 3-16-0 September 3, 2013

Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016

projectile vomited 

1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them

- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"

projectile vomited by bobefet November 7, 2008

Volibear 

A champion from a game called League of Legends. He is an annoying ass bear who can get fed easily...He always loves to hide in bushes and anal fuck everyone he sees go into the bush or remotely near the bush. Another thing, he loves to fuck up peoples day and life! Also, if you are reading this while playing LoL or you play LoL..DO NOT FUCKING FEED THE BEAR PLEASE!

An annoying ass bear...who can fuck up your day instantly and badly.
"WHO FED VOLIBEAR!?!"
"Whoever fed the bear...gtfo.."
"Stop bush-camping you damn bear!"

Volibear by Cpt Demonizer October 23, 2016

vomiteria 

a contraction of vomit and cafeteria a term for any restaurant,deli,etc. that serves very poor quality food that is barely fit to eat

I was really hungry but I was in big hurry so I grabbed a burger at some vomiteria and choked it down, aferward I thought I was gonna puke.

vomiteria by Michael_Hunt March 1, 2009