vistra

One who exhibits mystery and intelligence. Not only is this person smarter and cooler than you, a vistra is caring and thoughtful...unless you are playing halo. Then a vistra is an evil mastermind genius who uses a sword to slay you mercilessly.

See also fanboy, travis

"Death from above?! It must have been vistra

by j. marie January 19, 2005

in vitrarian

|in ˈvēˌtre(ə)rēən|

noun

a person who does not eat meat, except that which is synthetically grown in labs (beginning circa 2012), especially for moral, religious, or health reasons.

Flower Child: "Sun Beam, what are you doing?! Are you oppressing one of our Earth sisters?"

Sun Beam: "Re-find your Chi. This Big Mac was grown in a petri dish. I've evolved from vegan to in vitrarian."

Flower Child: "Shit. Grow me a Bacon Double Cheeseburger!"

by Bachelor boB May 5, 2012

vista way

According to internet star Swoozie, the best set of Disney World apartments known to man....
Vista Waaaayyyy.

Oh you live in Vista Way, it must be awesome!

by normandyangel June 16, 2014

North Vista Secondary School

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.

Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!

by NVPride August 19, 2021

mar vista academy

mar vista academy is a middle school located in san diego. that school has over 10 fights in about 2 months. people smoke in the bathrooms and come back hella high to class. sometimes they even ask “do i look high” bitch if you don’t want to look high then don’t smoke dumbass. anyways, there is a 7th grade teacher mr. fucking egghead. he is a science teacher and he’s fucking racist and looks like a motherfucking who from whovile. the students get threatened to get jumped and they get jumped without consent lmao. so i don’t recommend going to mar vista academy if you don’t want to get lectured by a fucking egg, get jumped, or wanna be around high students all the time.

don’t fucking go to mar vista academy a trash ass school.

by student @ mar vista academy October 27, 2019

VISTASTER

n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by Paulo from Oz May 27, 2008

Morning Vista

Exposing your Morning Glory "morning wood" to your significant other upon waking.

Take a look at this Morning Vista.

by Scoob41 January 3, 2013