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Song Virginity 

Listening to an amazing song for the first time ever, and all you can do is sit there with your mouth open and hope it goes on forever.
Person 1: WOW, I just listened to Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin for the first time ever! The solo was ****ing amazing!
Person 2: Yeah, I lost my song virginity to that one a long time ago...now I just sleep for 6 minutes and wait for the solo.

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))