vasm

The climax for any and all acts of finger sex and mass finger orgies, that is, placing two or more fingertips together. The vasm occurs when the finger act is almost completed and all users shake their fingers uncontrollably before pulling apart.

The group of friends shared one big vasm after their morning finger orgy.

by Eden Guillen & Joseph Goad May 8, 2008

vasmer

An individual who appreciates phallic vases.

That vasmer has quite the collection of vases.

He has a vast collection of phallic objects, including pens, paintings and vases. He must be a vasmer.

by koppertone May 24, 2006

Vasmoosha

A word that is used commonly with innocent children. It is a word used in the place of "Asshole." Used towards teachers and actual Assholes. But sounds pleasantly/surprisingly delightful to say when one is unaware of the meaning.

Hey Carl, your the biggest Vasmoosha i know!" "Aw Tommy, you too bro!

by KulpriT1234 February 18, 2011

VasMACtomy

n. impotence brought on by excessive hours of laptop use.

I worked from home the week of the eleventh and came out the other hand with a sperm count in the low twenties. I was going to have a vasectomy, but the VasMACtomy is much more affordable.

by Hymen Hertz October 13, 2011

Vasmond

To be kind or caring.

Rachelle” wow you look so pretty”
Erika”thank you rachelle, that was so vasmond of you”

by Nocturnal123 May 28, 2020

Vasmi

A fake name with no meaning created by taking the Indian boy name Vamsi and switching the m and the s.

Usually girls with this name take on the appearance of Fiona from Shrek (not the human version).

Most importantly they are likely to be boy obsessed.

Oh my god! You’re acting like such a Vasmi!

by shreklover1994 November 22, 2021