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That vasmer has quite the collection of vases.

He has a vast collection of phallic objects, including pens, paintings and vases. He must be a vasmer.
vasmer by koppertone May 24, 2006
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Vasmoosha 

A word that is used commonly with innocent children. It is a word used in the place of "Asshole." Used towards teachers and actual Assholes. But sounds pleasantly/surprisingly delightful to say when one is unaware of the meaning.
Hey Carl, your the biggest Vasmoosha i know!" "Aw Tommy, you too bro!
Vasmoosha by KulpriT1234 February 18, 2011

VasMACtomy 

n. impotence brought on by excessive hours of laptop use.
I worked from home the week of the eleventh and came out the other hand with a sperm count in the low twenties. I was going to have a vasectomy, but the VasMACtomy is much more affordable.
VasMACtomy by Hymen Hertz October 13, 2011
Rachelle” wow you look so pretty”
Erika”thank you rachelle, that was so vasmond of you”
Vasmond by Nocturnal123 May 28, 2020
A fake name with no meaning created by taking the Indian boy name Vamsi and switching the m and the s.

Usually girls with this name take on the appearance of Fiona from Shrek (not the human version).

Most importantly they are likely to be boy obsessed.
Oh my god! You’re acting like such a Vasmi!
Vasmi by shreklover1994 November 22, 2021
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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