varpose

A person that is lonely and very chill that likes playing video games or when u are tired and bored.

1. ven is varpose type person

2. Jill was varpose because of all the paper work she had to do at her job.

3. Bro im very varpose

by venzex September 24, 2019

VamPoser

Teens, Tweens & those without any reasonable social skills who "self-identify" with whatever the latest goth and/or vampire "fashion" is "in", and believe that their participation makes them part of something "real", "deep" & "Spiritual". Back in the '80 they were called "Art Fags".

Look at that little VamPoser over there -- just how much glitter is that dude wearing on his skin?

by AL1EN April 13, 2010

vaposexual

A guy who loves to shove a vape up his box.

Man Jordan, you are a vaposexual

by Anderpz June 3, 2017

Vaposexual

Person who sucks on vape aka doucheflute

Damn this place is full of vaposexuals, it's like the clove wars of 1985

by Fursey O'Veebee August 4, 2018

Vamposer

A tween or teen, usually female, who truly believes they will someday be able to achieve vampire status. They are firmly in love with the brothers from The Vampire Diaries, anyone in Twilight, or aspires to become Katherine (also from the Vampire Diaries). Will usually sport a set of fake vampire fangs (especially on Thursday evenings when the Vampire Diaries plays on TV) even though spit flies from their mouths.

Abby and Audrey are vamposers; they have those fake fangs in again.

by Ling Ling Mac Bling Bling November 23, 2010