upton girl

reuben upton aka "upton girl" , "upton gril" , "chicken little" or simply just "upton" is a man with a 2mm chode. he is a fan of classical music including beethovens "ode to joy" and tchaikovsky. he is also a fan of classic death metal bands such as "my chemical romance" , "bts" , "one direction" , "pearl jam" and "cannibal corpse" . he is blond.

hey did you hear about upton girl?

yeah chode man

by sharon6969420 July 12, 2022

Uptown girl

It is an excellent song by Billy Joel

And also it means a girl who is sophisticated and classy - in some cases snobby - but not all

Woah bro, you seen that uptown girl?

by YASSS123 June 26, 2015

uptown girl

A girl who is rich and sophisticated. one who is used to the comforts and luxuries of life.

Mary is an uptown girl.. i wonder why she came into a dingy place like this.

by naveen ram March 20, 2008

uptown girl

1. An awsome song by Billy Joel

2. a snobby bitch who lives up town.

1. "Uptown girl, She's my uptown girl!"

2. Do all Woodbury girls have to act like uptown girls?

by Mistress Kitty March 29, 2008

Uptown Girl Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing martini and bukkake.

She got a uptown girl facial at the party on the upper east side last weekend.

by Darkcobra May 1, 2009

uptown girl

A rich girl,or a girl that lives uptown

A celibrity

I'm an uptown girl,that lives in a mansion.

by Marstar February 24, 2008

Uptown Girl

When a girl comes to "study" at the Male Yeshiva University campus library located in Uptown Manhattan just to get guys. This only applies when she comes in full make up and dress clothes. She usually will "study" there several times per week.

Bro, the library is swarming with Uptown Girls, who needs Jdate?

by YUSTUDENT November 6, 2014