1. true, a phenomenally boring city
2. a city much like most suburbia, all the houses look the same and the city's wealth follows a class system, from the streets 6 th through 25th
25th being excessively rich, gaudy, and moronic
6th being dirt poor, and generally where the minorities live
3. the Beverly hills of the Inland empire, and Sanbernardino County, unbenounced that SB and the IE are both shit-heaps full of meth labs and ethnically driven violence
4. the whitest city in all of southern california, a city full of bitchy white women who drive SUV's and believe they understand anything about the world because they never leave their comfort zone of one block
5. a city so boring that the cops break up every single party because they have nothing to do whatsoever
6. calls itself "the city of gracious living" because it is stuck up and, literally, that pretentious
1. Those annoying bro hoes, Aren't they from Upland?
2. That fat-ass white woman, the one on the cell phone drinking starbucks profusely and being rude to everyone; theres an upland woman.
3. God, im so fucking bored, it feels like I'm in Upland, Ca.
by jorg katier December 17, 2007
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the skatepark founded oct 12 2002 which has a fullpipe modeled after the old pipeline, and a mellow flow section and some ledges and stairsd
upland skatepark kickass :-)
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1. small town in california with nothing to do. whatsoever.

2. small town to live in only if you like bowling and shopping centers.
Upland, CA is where all the faggots live.
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the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt
curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?
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A public school with a bunch of white fck boys, hot Cheeto loving hoes, and black people who think they can rap....only 5% of the girls are attractive there but there all snakes, the parties are gay and get rolled by the cops and everyone thinks ther hot shi*t
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A public school that is full of Snitches. Everybody thinks they're all big and bad until they have to fight. Most kids swear they bang. But they claimin another set the next week. The school is filled with boys who just chill in the restroom with there juuls and carts . The girls at the school are all hoes and think they're potheads because they have a wax pen. Also 99.8% of the females are under 5'4 . Most "Student Athletes" don't even care about their grades. And the proctors only watch that one group that used to hangout by the J building and behind the PE portable. The most fun you can have during the weekend is going to a dickfest party you know that is going to get shutdown an hour after it started. Most of the girls at the parties just wallflower and stay on their phones. Anyways by junior year everybody gets sent to chillside. The End.

Upland High School where the kids are higher then their grades.
Upland High School ain't even that bad.
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Arguably one of the most successful marching band programs in California. The Upland Highland Regiment has received numerous first place and sweepstakes awards in Bands Of America, Western Band Association, and SCSBOA events. The Regiment has been a finalist every year it's competed in Regional Championships and in 2004 was the Las Vegas Regional Champion followed by the 2005 Southern California Regional Champion and the 2005 FlagStaff preliminary class AAA champion. In October of 2006 Upland was named the 2006 Los Angeles Regional Champion making them Western Regional Champions 3 years running. The Upland Highland Regiment went undefeated in 2005 in Western Band Association up untill WBA Finals in which they placed 2nd. The Upland Instrumental Music Department is a very well rounded program which includes three concert bands, two jazz ensembles and a very active winter percussion and winter guard program.
"You're in the Upland Highland Regiment? You must be amazing!"

"You were in Cosmos? I love that show!"
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