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UofT Time

Basically a little time zone at the University of Toronto, where if something says it starts at a certain time, it *actually* starts 10 minutes later.

- Timetable says class starts at 10:00am. It *really* starts at 10:10am. (I.e., it starts at 10:10am in UofT time)

- Event starts 7:00pm. Consider yourself early if you show up before 7:10pm.

UofT Time by werdnasknad December 14, 2011

U of M-59

A pun on "The University of Michigan" intended to identify Macomb Community College, which is currently established on Michigan State Highway 59.

Student 1: Hey, I'm going to Michigan State for college dude, where are you going?
Student 2: U of M-59.
Student 1: Ahhh the Wolverines... nice.
Student 2: Errr, you're referring to the U of M. And we're the Monarchs (as in butterflies) by the way.

U of M-59 by Thunder from down under April 7, 2009

u of t 

University of Torture-- located in either: Scarborough, Mississauga, and St. George (Downtown Toronto).
The best place to experience the greatest ordeal of your life. The epitome of a rape system- U of Torture.

Lectures are a bitch
Homework/assignments are a bitch
The TA's are ALL incompetent (especially for first-year courses)
Exams and studying for it will rape the fuck out of you
U of T is still the shit.

u of t by 12345678910 May 29, 2007

U of G 

See University of Guelph.

He got into his choice of program at U of G.

U of G by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 20, 2006

U of D Jesuit 

A private, jesuit, college prep high school (one of few) still located in the actual city of Detroit. If you're looking for an ad of this school, check wikipedia.. if you want the real low down keep reading.

U of D draws in kids from the slums of detroit all the way to the rich kids in Grosse Pointe and Bloomfield hills, and everywhere in between.
The kids who go here can pretty much be separated into:

Rich kids: If from Bloomfield Hills, they probably go here because they dont have the humility to go to public school, (Brother rice may as well be included as a public school), want a better education than Notre Dame Prep, don't want to become a shallow (explainably) stereotyped Country day Kid, or cant afford/dont want to pay 20 grand to go to Cranbrook.
If from Grosse Pointe, they probably go to U of D because they want to go to private school, and the only other one in the area is University Liggett, which they probably don't want to pay the 20 grand tuition for either.

Middle Class Suburban kids: scarcest of the bunch. Most of the kids from these areas are either scared of the prospect of a private school in general or more specifically of Detroit in the case of U of D. Range all the way from Canton to Rochester.

Detroiters: AKA the black kids. Surprisingly, most of them arent the athletes, although a good number are, and are on scholarship. A lot of them are legit, and cool to be around then there are the fake ones from nice parts of Detroit that try to fit in and make idiots of themselves doing so. They go here because plain and simply, Detroit Public Schools are garbo.

U of D has more diversity than arguably any school in Michigan, in terms of ethnicity and culture. It hosts one of the finest educations in the state and had 8 national merit semi finalists in 2007.

SPORTS:
The U of D student section is THE MOST spirited in the catholic league. Although the football team went 0-9 in 2007, anyone who went to the games would have seen packed bleachers filled with kids, painted chest and all, screaming and cheering for the life of them.
U of D's best sports are probably basketball, baseball, golf, hockey and the lacrosse team is showing promise.

It (speaking from experience) is the most fun I have ever had in my life. the brotherhood formed between the students is incomparable. CC and Bro Rice hate on U of D, but hey a little jealousy is understandable.

"look how close those guys are... almost like brothers"
"I think they go to U of D Jesuit"

U of D Jesuit by DX09865 January 11, 2008

U of I 

This is a nickname for the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. Not to be confused with the University of Iowa ("UI" or simply "Iowa") or Indiana University ("IU"). This phrase carries with it a certain image/feel, as the University has built up a notable culture over its' century and one half existence and the phrase "U of I" quite possibly is the best label for that culture. The culture includes a passion for basketball, drinking holiday Unofficial, superb academics, and or course, a lot of orange.

College counselor: "Are you looking at U of I for college, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Of course I am! Its' culture is unbeatable."

U of I by Subway142 March 5, 2013