Pornographic visual or auditory material that is so abominable and hideous that it leaves the viewer in an slightly nauseated state. Although the intention prior to viewing the material was for sexual gratification, after reviewing the material, the viewer is often left wishing that he had never bothered to listen to the person who recommended viewing said unfaptastic material.
Rosie had me watch this sarah palin porn with her but it was so unfaptastic that I felt the need to down a beer and bang my head against the wall to get those images out of my mind.
by dtfromtheOC March 26, 2010