ultra sound
When a guy shoots his wad on a girls stomach and spreads it around with an X-Box controller,PS2 controller,remote, or your limp cock. Similar to getting an ultra sound.
ultra sound by Randy J May 14, 2006
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ultrasound blindness
Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
ultrasound blindness by thePenciler February 24, 2010
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ultrasound zap
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ultrasound zap by Deni$u Straight from Streets December 19, 2016
Ultrasound
Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pulled out at least.
Dude 2 - Of course man, I pulled out a gave her the ultrasound.
or
I ultrasounded the shit out of her gut.
Dude 2 - Of course man, I pulled out a gave her the ultrasound.
or
I ultrasounded the shit out of her gut.
Ultrasound by theonlygomanever December 19, 2008
ultrasounds
U.L.T.R.A.S.O.U.N.D.S. - an acronym for Unknown Lifeform TRacking System for the Organization and Utilization of Newly Discovered Species. This device is used to track alien invasions into our universe. see babies a.k.a aliens
ultrasounds by Carl Sagan September 27, 2004
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A sexual act where you ejaculate on your woman's stomach and spread it around with your penis simulating an ultrasound technician.
A sexual act where you ejaculate on your woman's stomach and spread it around with your penis simulating an ultrasound technician.
The Ultrasound by GhotiCzys November 22, 2016
Ultrasound
When you reverse titty-fuck (ass over her face) a pregnant woman and jizz all over her pregnant belly. You immediately rub it all over her belly mimicking ultrasound jelly and yell “Ultrasound!”
Ultrasound by The Real Slowpoke Rodriguez April 28, 2026
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