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A piece of shit teacher from a piece of shit school, most likely a drug user. An Ufkin is often rumored to be cheating on his wife, mostly with reading teachers. Ufkin is hated by all. Ufkins can often be seen telling 11-14 year old girls how he froze his sperm and now is unable to have kids. another distinctive trait of an Ufkin is that they cannot tell the difference between syrup and honey, also tells students how he hates his wife.
wow he is such an ufkin.
Ufkin by heypopcorn August 3, 2018
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Term developed by The Sports Guy Bill Simmons's friend House. Used to describe multiple sports programs being at commercial simultaneously, as CBS frequently does during their NCAA tourney coverage. The dreaded quadraple urkin is when all four games being covered are at commercial at once.

Taken from the movie Borat. Urkin is the name of the town rapist.
I was at the bar trying to watch a few games and CBS pulled a two triple urkins in ten minutes.
Urkin by TheAfroRican March 18, 2007
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Ufkin • ufking • urkin • ukininam • urking • Unking • ucking • ukin' • Unkin' • urkingzetsuo
1. Taking part in doing any illegal or prescription drugs and subsequently acting stupid or high.

2. Acting stupid or high as if one had been doing drugs.
"I just saw Olivia trying to sit upside down. She be unkin'."
Unkin' by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009

Uskin Blue 

A term used to dexcribe someone who is an idiot by wearing/ owning everything that is blue. Not to be confused with the blue man group.
Man stop being such a fucking uskin blue with that greasy janitor shirt.
Uskin Blue by frank whitee June 10, 2008
When a sports network is broadcasting multiple games on different channels and manages to play commercials at the same time in every game.
"Switch to the other game, it's a commercial."
"Nah, they're laying down the double urkin with a commercial on that one too."
urkin by Sports Paul March 18, 2007
1. One of the common Filipino dialect that expresses anger toward someone or something. could also be related to putangina but only a different dialect.

2. May also be a shout for joy for some population, when one feels happy.
1. Ukinana! inya ti bagbagam? you mofo! why did you kick my cat?

2. Ukinana! i won the lottery!
Ukinana by jose rizal February 28, 2008
Uckings is the plural of Uck-(giving head(sucking Dick(The up and down movement of your mouth over a penis which can erect a penis)))
"Yes I give uckings, Where exactly is your bando?"
Uckings by RhiannonBrathwaite April 24, 2015
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