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A person who foolishly stands there attempting to use an entirely ineffective hand dryer in a public bathroom.
Molly stood there like a twolly for a full minute before she gave up and went for a trouser wipe.
twolly by LotLotLot August 12, 2019
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The outer area of the pussy including the pussy lips and area covered by pubic hair
Wow she has a nicely shaved twolly.
twolly by Anonymous144 August 20, 2011
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verb: to follow someone on Twitter
You can’t send someone a private message if they don’t twollow you.
A Twoll was taken to see which hairstyle was the best & more people voted for Clinton than Trump
Twoll by Lie-in King June 25, 2016
Twogly means uglier than ugly.
Bro, that thing is not ugly, it is twogly!
Twogly by Drunk Avocado April 1, 2019
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Whoa did you see TwoLyds new post?
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TwoLyds by notlyd March 1, 2022

Jolly Trolly 

an expression used to describe a good romp in the sack.
similar to "taking the bang train to pound town"

p1: Hey how did things go with her last night?
p2: Well, I let her take a ride on the Jolly Trolly.
Jolly Trolly by Andreww January 3, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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