Two things from Texas

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.
Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"
by Casually Moral April 04, 2011
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