Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".
"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"
by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004
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Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.
by James Flunder February 02, 2005
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george two pints

Someone who goes out drinking, Claiming to be a heavy drinker.
inevitably ends up drinking 2 pints and becoming 'the life and soul of the party'.
James: ''hey, I was in the pub the other night with Lei.''
Ed: 'Ah yeh, what happened?''
James: 'Well he challenged me to drinking the most'
Ed: 'Who won?'
James: 'Well me..I only had 3 pints.'
Ed: 'Ah right'
James: ' Yes. Indeed a George Two Pints'.
Ed: 'Faggot'
James: 'Yes'
Ed: 'Consider him no longer man or friend'
James: 'Deal'
Ed: 'Deal'

AND THEN...

Noel Edmonds: 'Deal Or No Deal.'
by Ed Moody + James Hale December 06, 2006
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