When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."
Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"
Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"
Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"
by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026
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