Humbert Humbert: "I am looking forward to the next ten years of our lives."
Lolita: "Are you kidding you fossil, in the twenty dexs I'll be legal and outta here."
Humbert Humbert: "Sigh"
Customer Service Rep: "So your order is for one 55 gallon drum of K-Y jelly and a gross of latex gloves"
Derek: "Yea I'm planning a little party"
Customer Service Rep: "What is the expiration date on your credit card"
Derek: "November of Twenty Dec-one"
Lolita: "Are you kidding you fossil, in the twenty dexs I'll be legal and outta here."
Humbert Humbert: "Sigh"
Customer Service Rep: "So your order is for one 55 gallon drum of K-Y jelly and a gross of latex gloves"
Derek: "Yea I'm planning a little party"
Customer Service Rep: "What is the expiration date on your credit card"
Derek: "November of Twenty Dec-one"
by dugefrsh July 01, 2009
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