tv mount 

Sex position where you are standing on top of the dresser and a guy has a girl up against the wall, Where you would mount a TV.
( be careful if there's a TV on the wall)

Johnny broke his flat screen last night, doing the TV mount with his girlfriend.

tv mount by Rsmo June 26, 2018

I bet you cant mount a tv 

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

I bet you cant mount a tv by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021