turtle licking

The act of licking a small poo which is protruding from your partners anus. When the poo gets sucked in, you stop, but when the poo pushes out again you lick it. It's sort of like "Whack-a-Mole" but instead of using a hammer you're using your tongue, and instead of a mole it's a poo, and instead of a game at Chuck-E-Cheeses it's an anus.

I went "turtle licking" last night and my girlfriend really got into it.

by Mr.Retrovertigo September 2, 2008

Licking The Turtle

When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.

"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."

by Robert Lewis March 11, 2005