turnways

A group of five alcoholic lesbians with naked neighbours who generally drink copious amounts of beer / alcohol / whatever the screb is going (including various assortments of drugs in some cases)

Stay away from those turnways mentalists
or
You're gonna get turnwayed mother fucker!!
or
Come get turnwayed at our house and we'll unleash the mike on you (up the ass yeh!!!!!!)

turnways by Team AA January 20, 2009

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flip it turn-ways

A phrase used when you and one or more friends are carrying a (usually heavy or awkward) object to instruct your co-carriers to orient the object correctly, even if you do not yourself know the correct orientation.

'Dude no... let me show you-'
'No.'
'Dude!'
'Fuck!'
'No!'
'No... Fuck'
'Dude, you got to FLIP it TURN-WAYS!'

flip it turn-ways by SaltyDeezee April 15, 2021

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turnway

an ugly ass ho thats comin your way about to hit on you and shit.

"bro, watch out theres a turnway comin!"

turnway by adam the masta p playa March 9, 2003

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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