turfgravy

a turd that resembles a clod of dirt and grass pulled from the ground and tossed into the toilet afterward being covered in brown gravy, chocolate syrup and coffee grounds

Friend A- Man, I got so drunk last night!

Friend B- Yeah dude, and the Taco Bell isn't helping. I've already had one bad shit, I think turfgravy is coming next.

by Mongo and Ham n Cheese March 30, 2010