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a turd that resembles a clod of dirt and grass pulled from the ground and tossed into the toilet afterward being covered in brown gravy, chocolate syrup and coffee grounds
Friend A- Man, I got so drunk last night!

Friend B- Yeah dude, and the Taco Bell isn't helping. I've already had one bad shit, I think turfgravy is coming next.
by Mongo and Ham n Cheese March 30, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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