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turd talker 

a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.

commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
turd talker by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006
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Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.
Turd Taker by irish cow17 December 26, 2007
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008