turd rocket 

a flying piece of fecal matter shooting out of your ass, fast enough to splash water up into the air.

Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.

turd rocket by killa Andrew and ugly Chris June 4, 2008

Rocket Turd 

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

Rocket Turd by Alphabet's Turd June 28, 2011

Tardrocket

A Tardrocket is made up of a number of mentally retarded people (tards)that are strapped to a rocket/missile with various materials (duct tape)

I've been constructing a Tardrocket in my basement for months, I'm finally flying it to the moon today.

Tardrocket by Luka Brocket May 28, 2008