turd mongoler 

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.

needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

turd mongoler by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009

Turd Mongler 

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

Turd Mongler by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

Turd Mongler 

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.

Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!

Turd Mongler by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

Turdmongler 

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009