turd lips

A person that is a major suck up aka ass kisser

You know that guy is going to get that raise he has turd lips

by Jason Seat December 18, 2007

Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.

Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.

by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009