by PutPile September 12, 2006
Get the turd linger mug.Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.
by Lucky Lunger February 24, 2009
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Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.
Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)
by Josh7607 September 14, 2007
Get the turdlinger mug."Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"
by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009
Get the Turdfinger mug."Turdslingers" are a group of people, cult, street gang, subculture and social trend. They are known for being loutish, uncultured people know for their profanity and rudeness. They are unrefined or unsophisticated. They wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans and T-shirts from Hot Topic.
They tend to have weird custom made belt buckles and ride fixed gear bicycles. They can be found shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.
They often have ironic taste, like to make art and have handlebar or waxed mustaches.
They often listen to indie, alternative, experimental, vintage, obscure or noise music. Bands you've never hear of before.
They are often virgins, unemployed, live in their mom's basement, are part of the furry fandom, watch anime and read manga. They typically play card games and board games.
They often *refrain* from using alcohol, tobacco and other recreational drugs.
They often play retro and handheld console video games and form LAN Parties.
They cosplay, Live action role play, Tabletop games and go to comic book & Star Trek conventions.
They are often so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that they become sociopaths.
They make wild, bold and unnecessary choices and are juvenile delinquents.
They like making self publishes magazines and having polarizing, unpopular opinions.
They read underground, slice of life and autobiographical comic strips.
They tend to have weird custom made belt buckles and ride fixed gear bicycles. They can be found shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.
They often have ironic taste, like to make art and have handlebar or waxed mustaches.
They often listen to indie, alternative, experimental, vintage, obscure or noise music. Bands you've never hear of before.
They are often virgins, unemployed, live in their mom's basement, are part of the furry fandom, watch anime and read manga. They typically play card games and board games.
They often *refrain* from using alcohol, tobacco and other recreational drugs.
They often play retro and handheld console video games and form LAN Parties.
They cosplay, Live action role play, Tabletop games and go to comic book & Star Trek conventions.
They are often so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that they become sociopaths.
They make wild, bold and unnecessary choices and are juvenile delinquents.
They like making self publishes magazines and having polarizing, unpopular opinions.
They read underground, slice of life and autobiographical comic strips.
Cindy: aye, who's that man child there. he's a cute one, isn't he?
Bob: don't shag him, he's a right turdslinger, he is.
Stacy: fancied a boy at the dance, too bad he's a turdslinger like his father.
Chad: he comes from a long line of those, I reckon.
Bob: don't shag him, he's a right turdslinger, he is.
Stacy: fancied a boy at the dance, too bad he's a turdslinger like his father.
Chad: he comes from a long line of those, I reckon.
by Googly Eyed Freak April 23, 2020
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-welfare recipient
-Urban Outfitters
-handlebar/waxed mustache
-ironic taste/humor
-obscure taste
-vintage
-skinny jeans
-indeterminate sexual preference
-listens to indie, alternative, experimental or noise music
-thug or a hooligan
-in a street gang
-making stupid choices
-manchild soyboy
-NEET, recluse, hermit
- hikikomori
-alt-right
-virgin and/or furry
-lan parties, cosplay, LARPing
-comic book conventions
-computer programming
-arts & sciences
-missing teeth/beat up
-jumping people
-dangerous behavior
-welfare recipient
-Urban Outfitters
-handlebar/waxed mustache
-ironic taste/humor
-obscure taste
-vintage
-skinny jeans
-indeterminate sexual preference
-listens to indie, alternative, experimental or noise music
-thug or a hooligan
-in a street gang
-making stupid choices
-manchild soyboy
-NEET, recluse, hermit
- hikikomori
-alt-right
-virgin and/or furry
-lan parties, cosplay, LARPing
-comic book conventions
-computer programming
-arts & sciences
-missing teeth/beat up
-jumping people
-dangerous behavior
by Googly Eyed Freak April 23, 2020
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