turd kitty 

a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.

the turd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.

turd kitty by pedro March 23, 2004

kitten turd 

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

kitten turd by KitTurd October 25, 2023