Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."
by Toxic Bananas July 20, 2014
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turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims
kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit
by big andy C April 27, 2007
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