turbo tunatron 

diminutive member of the thunnus cuntthus family generally found in bodies of water in teh ottawa and kingston areas (Canada). A very rare and endagered breed, as the odour of the female often deters potential mates. The tunatron is best known for its bizarre eating habits, often engaging in cannibalism, not having the mental capacity nor the vision to distinguish species. In 1990, the Canadian Parliament amended the Environmental Protection law (csp 431) to include a moritorium on this particular family of fish, although it is considered redundant due to the low commercial value because of the fish`s acrid taste.

you swim as fast as a turbo tunatron, if not, you would be just as worthless.

turbo tunatron by mbmbmb February 23, 2009