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tunaist

Tunaism is the religion of worshiping the Almighty Tuna Fish. This religion is practiced by at least one person.

You must eat a can of tuna daily and pray to the Almighty Tuna Fish before each meal. Tunaism is hopefully gaining popularity. It was started by one lone female in a small California town, once she decided the the tuna fish was the most beautiful thing in the world, and could help solve global warming.
A tunaist will often be see singing gospel songs while cradling a can of tuna close to their heart.
by Morrigon March 22, 2008
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Funopp’tunist

First phrased by two girls whilst trying to justify their escape to L.A., away from family responsibilities. Funopp’tunist then entered the urban dictionary as every restless adult looked for the opportunity to just step away and have a little bit too much fun........
Ali’s lifestyle in the last three months of 10 trips away, all without the family, suggest she has funopp’tunist tendencies....
by The beautiful cockerel October 28, 2017
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Bro ur such a tunistunas!
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