tuff muffins 

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".

You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"

tuff muffins by sam skrambel February 6, 2010

Tuff Muffin 

a shinobi from the game shinobi striker, this player is the weakest in the entire game he always blames his friends when he is at fault. this player should delete the game. never be a tuff muffin

“hey you wanna team up with tuff muffin?”

“hell nah i’d rather delete the game”

Tuff Muffin by jiraiyascumslut June 18, 2021