Tubs of Love

When the spindles of cd/dvds that hold your porn collection become so numerous, they are referred to as the 'tubs of love'.

James: "Hey mate can you hold these spindles of dvds while I take your photo for the corporate website"
Ben: "Yeah. . . ok, why? What are they?"
camera click with flash
James: "They are my tubs of love, baby!"

by Bangerman November 22, 2007

hot tub of love

When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.

That stupid bitch left me hanging again, so I gave her the hot tub of love.

by Paulie Walnutz 88 December 20, 2017