truckline 

A type of company that upon employing a person, will do so with the intent to lure them into believing they will succeed and reap rewards. Ultimately the matter of reality is the employee will not sustain any form of achievement during the time of employment, and will have only forfeited all their time to the company when it could have otherwise been better spent with a different company.

I feel so sorry for Tim. He has worked passionately with that company for years and all the company has done is Truckline him.

truckline by Wasted Employees January 3, 2018

Soul Trucking 

When you feel as though your soul has been run over by a truck...

Oh mannnn. I failed my exam, got dumped by my girlfriend, and wrecked my car. I got mad soul trucked, man. Mad soul trucked...

Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.

Soul Trucking by The Soul Trucker March 13, 2011

Keep on truckin' 

An extremely popular 1960's hippie saying that was made ubiquitously famous by the one-of-a-kind, extremely esoteric and eventually iconic comic strips and books which appeared and evolved from within the exquisitely unique mind of the mad-genius cartoonist R. Crumb. These three simple words of encouragement reinforced the then-prevailing idea that people should be able to feel confident about staying true to their own chosen life path and not allowing the outside world to get them down or force them to change who they wanted to be.

"Whether or not that peace march you're going on does anything to stop the war or not, just remember to keep on truckin'!"

Keep on truckin' by backinbowl August 30, 2013

Trumpline

The trait of not having a jawline. Your fat face droops down and makes it look like you're just a large blob of spray tan and toupes.

Angie: OMG that girl Sidney totally has a trumpline !

Sierra: TRUE

Trumpline by Memestealingwhore October 9, 2016

keep on trucking 

general phrase of encouragement meaning to stay focused on a particular job or in general.

"you're doing a great job,keep on trucking."

keep on trucking by bungalow bill April 3, 2005

McKevitt Trucking 

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.

Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.

McKevitt Trucking by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005

truckie's breakfast 

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.

I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.

truckie's breakfast by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006