Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal and Quebec City, in the Quebec Province of
Canada. It is the second oldest city in
Canada, founded in 1634.
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".
Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious
people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club
scene;
-Women play extremely hard to
get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in
Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in
Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor
people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40
will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend
money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!
Trois-Rivieres sucks, but the houses are cheap! Maybe I can live there!
Are you
crazy? Getting laid in Trois-Rivieres is nearly impossible! Even if you make 100 000$ a year and drive around in a luxury
car, you'll still not be having sex! And anyways, the girls are on the low end of the
Canadian average! That's what girls get for being raised on poutine, they look like garbage.
