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tristten 

Tristten is a weirdo and very goofy dude. He acts like an outrageous yet has a vast amount of knowledge. He's adorable and sweet. He is the best man you could ever find. Tristtens are tall with deep brown eyes and the cutest half smile that makes you fall in love.

He is the best to party with because he's always getting pumped and he can keep going for days.

Tristtens are also god like and are very blessed with what is in their pants and performance in bed.

Tristtens know with in the first 5 minutes of meeting you whether they will have you as a friend for life.

When it comes to romantic relationships they look for a bro not just a partner.
Man you have a huge tristten in your pants

Your have the smile of a tristten

Come on and party like a tristten
tristten by Alcoholic kitten August 18, 2017
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Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.
Did you see Tristen Fulton on tv?
Tristen Fulton by Urban Official November 29, 2020
An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristen is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristens will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.
Man, that guy is such a Tristen! I wish I could be like him.
Tristen by Probablynotyou May 26, 2014

Dirty Tristen

When you have sex in a port-a-potty sitting on the toilet when the girl rides on top.
We were at a concert last week and I got a dirty Tristen
Dirty Tristen by Tjbisme April 15, 2020
He is that one guy you would want to be next to you right now even through he may have never notice you but you still wish you were his friend. He may be a quite kid but don't be fooled by his quietness but his smile will make everyone fall in love with him I mean just look at him. If you see him in the halls make sure to say hi because he will have one of the nicest responds back to you but don't let him be too nice most Tristen's have a gf so you better watch out. Also we cant forget how good looking they are when you look at them you may just fall in love so watch out but don't forget how good they smell.

Person 1. I wish I could talk to someone nice
Person 2. Go talk to that Tristen he is very lovely to talk to.
Wow did you see that Tristen?
Tristen by Urban Official November 29, 2020
He's the guy whom you see walking down the hallways of a small high school and think, I wish I knew him. He's the guy whom is very quiet but laughs around his friends. He excels in sports and is quite the charmer, there is no girl in the world that could ever resist his charm. He's the guy you'd cry over on the bathroom floor, he's the guy you'd dream about constantly and think about almost all day every day. You will want him to text you every second of everyday and you find yourself crying when he doesn't. He's the only guy who could make you cry and laugh and go crazy. He's the only guy who could make you feel so warm and fuzzy inside, the only one who could ever make you feel so lonely when he's not around. And you think to yourself how lonely you would be if you did not get to see his beautiful face everyday. You pray each night that maybe one day, he'll notice you. You pray for a time when he can hold you in his strong arms, look at you with his beautiful blue eyes, and smile at you with that beautiful smile of his. But until that day comes, you watch him from afar, shining so brightly.
Whoa, that guy is so awesome! He must be Tristen.
Tristen by DanielleisDumbbb March 31, 2011
Tristen is a boss. He'll daddy your ass so hard you'll explode. He's an American bred beast that handles guns and owns a reclusive apocalypse farm somewhere in the country.
When he's not nailing college, he basically only plays 40k. That's it. The reason why is 'cause Josh won't invite him to his TF2 games.
He also loves cats.
Oh shit there goes Tristen! I heard he likes eating ass!
God, he's so dreamy!
Tristen by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019
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