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Dorquemada 

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The head of any organization's I.T. department, particularly those who abuse their power.

Named for Tomás de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition from 1483 until his death in 1498.
A. Why can't I get online at school? I'm a f**king teacher for God's sake!
B. Dorquemada at County says it will cost too much for the bandwith.
A. That his fat ass is eating up playing Warcraft....
Dorquemada by jimbles May 4, 2010
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torquemada • torqumada • Dorquemada

torqumada 

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Thomas de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish
Inquisition. Famous for his
tormenting and torturing of
imprisoned Heretics.

see also: torquemada
The Unicorn and Virgin, were dancing in the glade, When from the ground beneath their feet, rose Torquemada's shade
torqumada by Dr Evil March 12, 2003
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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Hair spider

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
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bullshot

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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026
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Gayborhood 

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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
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