titcaptain

The female version of wingman. Your titcaptain is the friend you bring along with you that helps you score some dick.

Girl 1: I'm hitting the town tonight.

Girl 2: Who's your titcaptain?

Girl 1: Jenna.

Girl 2: Oooh. I got me some mad dick the last time she titcaptained for me.

titcaptain by shenanas February 26, 2011

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thecaptain97

some stupid guy that leads this group called "Roblox Infantry Corps" full of favoritism.

thecaptain97 just promoted tigerstripe707 for being a girl!

thecaptain97 by Skill45356346 June 4, 2017

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thecaptainsbitch

is someone who is very sexy. they really are one of the kindest people. get yourself a friend like @thecaptainsbitch!! make sure to show them your love and affection and you’ll receive it back.

guy: thecaptainsbitch is a little strange
them: oi that’s my mutual, they’re great!!

thecaptainsbitch by ErensKid March 12, 2021

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TheCaptainChair

Chair that is a Captain

TheCaptainChair the ship is going down

TheCaptainChair by Gekker February 6, 2024

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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