titcaptain

The female version of wingman. Your titcaptain is the friend you bring along with you that helps you score some dick.

Girl 1: I'm hitting the town tonight.

Girl 2: Who's your titcaptain?

Girl 1: Jenna.

Girl 2: Oooh. I got me some mad dick the last time she titcaptained for me.

by shenanas February 26, 2011

thecaptain97

some stupid guy that leads this group called "Roblox Infantry Corps" full of favoritism.

thecaptain97 just promoted tigerstripe707 for being a girl!

by Skill45356346 June 4, 2017

thecaptainsbitch

is someone who is very sexy. they really are one of the kindest people. get yourself a friend like @thecaptainsbitch!! make sure to show them your love and affection and you’ll receive it back.

guy: thecaptainsbitch is a little strange
them: oi that’s my mutual, they’re great!!

by ErensKid March 12, 2021

TheCaptainChair

Chair that is a Captain

TheCaptainChair the ship is going down

by Gekker February 6, 2024