Tucker Fucker — At noon on
Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster
boy for having foot put dead in his ass.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall
guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on
air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the
door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’
t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like
Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the
fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on
Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall
guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the
fucking of Tucker Carlson.