thunderskank

A mean spirited person resembling a female that lives only to make every person she comes into contact with miserable. She is the most ungrateful, hateful, lying, deceitful, conniving, stealing, disloyal, selfish, sleazy, nasty ass, herpes invested, cock juggling, idiotic, backstabbing, two face, hypocritical, narcissistic, egotistical evil bitch from the gates of hell. She is a bitch beyond belief. Usually she is the ugliest thing walking the planet, inside her heart and out. You can smell her coming from ten miles away and the thunder of her vagina slapping together as she walks can be heard across the ocean. Take thundercunt and skank add them together and multiply them by one hundred million trillion zillion and you have a thunderskank.

Mary: Did you hear what a thunderskank that girl Lynn is?
Michael: Really? Why do you say that? She seems so sweet and innocent.
Mary: Haha! Boy does she have u fooled. Because her best friend let her stay with her and her boyfriend and she was caught stealing her belongings & then stole her boyfriend too!! Thats one true thunderskank right there!!
Michael: Now that you mention it I could smell something god awful when she came into town. Yea she is pretty nasty!

thunderskank by bitchbethany June 26, 2016

Thunderstand 

Thunderstand: thun-der-stand - 'thən-dər-'stand
v.
1. to really, REALLY understand something
2. to regard as plausible without utter certainty
3. to stand up with such conviction that the sound of your feet resembles a clap of thunder
4. the kickstand of a 10,000 lb. blood-fueled motorcycle

v.past -stood, n./v.present -standing

Only morons cannot thunderstand this concept!

Thunderstand by Livet•Juice June 4, 2009

thundersnacks 

the hunger you feel after being woken up by a thunderstorm or the hunger you feel after a long day of storm watching

"Did you hear that storm last night?" "Yeah I did, it woke me up and I had some thundersnacks."

thundersnacks by Nana Mogens June 5, 2020

Thunderstang 

Thunderstang is a 1989 Ford Mustang LX that was bought for only $2,000.00 in 2005. The vehicle is black with gray interior and was powered by a 2.3 liter naturally aspirated engine that delivered a weak 88 horsepower. The power was transferred through an automatic transmission. This was the ideal vehicle to have in 1989 when someone wanted a sporty vehicle without the high insurance costs and great gas mileage(20-26 mpg). In 2007 the NA engine and automatic transmission retired after 18 years of service. The plant was replaced with a rebuilt 1987 Ford Thunderbird turbocoupe engine an a Borg Warner 5-speed manual transmission from a 1992 Mustang GT. The 190 HP engine was outfitted with a Holset HY35 turbocharger which helped feed 22 pounds of boost and 55#/hr injectors. The system is controlled by a megasquirt stand-alone computer. Curb weight reduced from 3158 to 2820 pounds. The massive front mound inter cooler allowed the pony to scream in the 1/4 mile in only 12.2 seconds with it uplifted 296 rear wheel HP 2.3 liter engine. This vehicle is a sleeper due to it lack of racecar appearance. The black primer paint and quiet idle will completely amaze the ricer or muscle car owner who dares to challenge it. Not bad for a car that still gets 26 mpg on the highway.

That's a nice mustang, but it's not Thunderstang.

Thunderstang by JDino January 10, 2009

thunderstanding 

Quickly understanding.

"I am thunderstanding why doing a poo on a road is a bad idea."

thunderstanding by LachyP7 January 11, 2014

Alabama Thundersmack

After male orgasm, he waits a little bit, pulls out and smacks the female on the face with his dick, that is covered in his/hers juices

After sex, I told my girlfriend I had a surprise for her... after fucking her I gave her an Alabama Thundersmack

Alabama Thundersmack by xfreexwillx717 September 28, 2008

Thunderspank

When you jerk off so fast you actively break the sound barrier this can also be used to describe breaking the sound barrier during intercourse

Im going to thunderspank tonight

Or: my girlfriend was laying down and i thunderspunk inside her

Thunderspank by Definitely a real person=) September 1, 2026