thumbman

A man or woman with an enormous head. Often times associated with an ignoramus. This person is generally obsessed with working out and gets in everybody else's business. They are very demanding and are incapable of doing anything for themselves and often rely on others for advise. Despite frequently asking for help they refuse to acknowledge that they are wrong. Generally they have small ears and eyes, but make up their lack of hearing and sight with their sense of smell. Thumb people often get cravings for foods and therefore combine unrelated foods, creating what they call "food inventions," examples include "cake-tacos," cereal with chocolate milk, and microwavable eggs. also it is said that thumbman is the creator of the blumpkin. Avoid this creature at all costs for they are dangerous and are known to charge at predators. Its mating calls include the bird dance, some form of ridiculous kick-boxing, and the infamous "thizzle face."

and on the seventh day God sneezed the thumbman into existence

by bartleslut October 4, 2010

Thumbmaster

When playing the drinking game, King's Cup' (or 'Ring of Fire'), if a certain card is drawn by a person that person becomes the thumbmaster, and whenever they place a thumb on the table or floor everyone else in the circle must follow, and the last person to follow must drink.

Fred is thumbmaster. Fred places his thumb on the table. Everyone except Georgie notices and follows. Georgie is last, so she must drink.

by Frankie goes to Oxford March 12, 2009

thumbmail

thumb·mail
n.
An e-mail made short, and thereby subject to misinterpretation, by virtue of the fact that it was composed 'by thumb' on a BlackBerry or similar device.

Sending: On Concall, we're out.

When you mean: I'm on the conference call with GE right now - they've decided to go with another vendor based on the proof of technology demonstration from the competition.

by Ron Hutzul August 30, 2005

thumbmail

A very short e-mail sent from a Blackberry Wireless Device.

Ok.
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Sent from my Blackberry Wireless Device

by colintoal June 16, 2005

thumbmail

A terse or very short e-mail sent from a Blackberry Wireless Device.

Got your message.

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Sent from my Wireless Blackberry Device.

by colintoal June 13, 2005

thumbmunicator

Someone who is addicted to electronic messaging using only their thumbs.

Thank goodness he has two thumbs so he can be a better thumbmunicator.

by Stefanie l Johansson October 21, 2009

thumb man

Originally from 'Spy Kids' ,known as the sexiest thumb going. Involved in prostitution.

Person A: That thumb man gives one great night ,I wish I could be with him forever
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard

by Ezu Ace September 15, 2020