thirstily kerfuffled

This is a combination of both made up and non-made up words, used to ruin your friends English project when viewing their work on google docs.

My friends wrote "Oh bird oh bird" so I edited it to "Oh thirstily kerfuffled bird".

thirstily kerfuffled by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022

Thistill 

Some really thirsty hoe

Dude, I pulled myself a Thistill last night, she was so thirsty my banjo snapped

Thistill by MikeofDaddy123456 July 26, 2017

Cock Thirsty 

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.

Megan was a total cock thirsty cum dumpster, no, is a total cock thirsty cum dumpster.

Cock Thirsty by Corey B. May 31, 2006

thirsty nigga 

A male that unsuccessfully attempts to hit on alot of girls for the sole purpose of having sex with them, but most of the time they are rejected and labeled as "thirsty niggas"

-"this guy is always trying to hit on me!"
-"what a thirsty nigga"

thirsty nigga by tookyogirl November 12, 2013

thirsty hoe 

A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.

A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.

*Hot guy on instagram* "Oh my god youre soooo hot!"

"Damn, someones being a thirsty hoe."

thirsty hoe by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

These pretzels are making me thirsty by Genku July 29, 2003

thirsty af 

Realllly thirsty, wanting to have sex

Boy, I am thirsty AF right now!

thirsty af by Deeez nutzzzz March 21, 2017