The walk past

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When a person with no morals squeezes their butt cheeks to hold on to their most atrocious and vile intestinal gas and then walks past a person and opens their butt cheeks and releases the most revolting (clear the room) has into the unassuming persons nostrils. ‘The walk past’.

He sat in the corner chair suspiciously smiling and then nonchalantly did the walk past, leaving a wave of revolting egg fart stench right up my nostril! Leaving me to scream and nearly pass out!

The walk past by Ydnabrab March 23, 2019

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