flying dutchman

to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven

she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman

by s2ju October 13, 2009

Flying Dutchman

When you cup a potent fart then throw it at someone. A twist on the Dutch Oven.

I got Sam right between the eyes with a snowball, then he returned fire with a gnarley Flying Dutchman.

by Alexcellent-69 March 10, 2015

Flying Dutchman

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.

by Tim Hirsch September 25, 2005

Flying Dutchman

When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube

Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman

by threebysix October 01, 2022

Flying Dutchman

Like a Dutch Oven only on a plane, anonymous, devious, and devastating.

The man in the row in front of me complained to the flight attendant about a rancid smell, a Flying Dutchman I cut loose, that was promptly blamed on a baby.

by The farting dutchman February 08, 2010

flying dutchman

found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in California, Arizona and Nevada (It's family owned and operated). It consists of meat and cheese only. A 2x2 flying dutchman is 2 meat and 2 cheese. A 3x3 is 3 meat and 3 cheese.

Whoa, Char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours!

by PCP from the MPC February 11, 2006

Flying Dutchman

it's where you drop a large hot steamy pile of shit onto her chest and then swam dive your ass cheeks onto her and smear it all over her, sexily!!

marsh was a fiend for the flying dutchman, so he asked brad to give it to him good!!

by johnny_blueballs April 09, 2005