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The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.
Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!
by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020
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