The Fucking Weather

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.

Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.

by THE FUCKING SANDMAN December 1, 2010

weather fucked

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.

I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

by Crazy Ninja Monkey January 30, 2009

fair weather fuck

Someone who is only around for sex and will stop spending time with you when you stop fucking them.

Fred turned into a fair weather fuck when I stopped having sex with him.

by FMonty. October 26, 2013

FUCK or no fuck the weather of the dick goes away

it means that either if you fuck or you don't, the weather of the dick will go away

Ionut: man i havent fucked someone in a while
Serban: you know man, FUCK or no fuck the weather of the dick goes away

by latzis January 29, 2022