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The dragon prince 

The dragon prince is the most bad tushie kicking show in the mother trucking planet! IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE YOU SHALL BE DISOWNED BY EVERYONE! YOUR MOTHER WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THE WINDER TOMORROW ONCE SHE FINDS OUT YOUVE NEVER WATCHED IT AND SHE WILL MOST LIKLY SIT YOU DOWN AND HOLD YOU UNTILL YOU MEMORIZE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE EPISODES! THE DRAGON PRINCE CURES DEPERESSION MY FELLOW DWEEBS!
OH DANG!! I JUST WATCHED THE DRAGON PRINCE LAST NIGHT AND A WOKE UP REALIZEING HOW LONLY I ACTUALLY AM!

Slay the dragon to save the princess 

the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.
Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.