The Fuckening

Not hitting a feature on the pokies while landing 2 of 3 feature reels whilst 5 of 6 money feature symbols appear.

‘SLAP’ “I think we’re on here boys!” (Above happens) “ahhhhh the fuckening” ‘SLAP Intensity's’

by Sparkylad May 19, 2023

the fuckening

The fuckening occurs when you had a feeling that something bad is going to happen, and it finally happens.

Oh dang it, the fuckening.

by fuckhead6987 June 22, 2022

The last hour of an EMS shift. Where you wait to see how your gonna get fucked over!

We're clear the ER and ready for "The Fuckening"...

by BurntOutEMT May 19, 2019

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked

Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023

When everything is going well, almost too well and just when it’s at its best... the shit hits the fan... thus.. the fuckening.

My day was going so well until the fuckening happened, then it all went to shit.

by Madeye Moody February 2, 2020

When your life has been going a bit too nicely and everything crashes down ontop of you

by Yesmanjames April 20, 2023